Dark Teaching

April 4th, 2008 | 5 Comments | Media Dark Teaching |  Facebook

“God… in the essence of all consciousness… isn’t something to believe. God is. God is. And God is a feeling experience, not a believing experience. And, in fact, if your religion is a believing experience… if God for you is still about a belief, then it’s not truly God.”
- Oprah Winfrey

“For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whosoever believes in Him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in Him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son. Light has come into the world, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be exposed. But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what he has done has been done through God.”
- Jesus Christ (John 3:16-21)

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5 Responses to “Dark Teaching”

  1. [...] Posted on April 4, 2008 by pjmiller From Symphony of Scripture “God… in the essence of all consciousness… isn’t something to believe. God is. God is. And [...]

  2. Joel S. says:

    Wow!

    One thing that was rather exposing was when she was answering the question from that other woman about reconciling her new beliefs with her supposed ‘Christian’ beliefs. At about 4:07 in the video, she was explaining about a Baptist preacher saying “the Lord thy God is a jealous God.”

    Shortly after that she explained how that ‘did not feel right in her spirit.’

    Well, we know that the Spirit and the Word agree, and the Word states that God is a jealous God (maybe about seven times). It can then be concluded that the spirit witnessing to Oprah when she was younger and still abiding within is definitely a deceiving spirit.

    That being said, seeing the power and influence that Oprah has, it is obvious that the prince of this world has set her up as a false christ, or an antichrist. Remember, one does not have to call themselves Christ to be a false christ. What that also implies is that the annointing these have is not given by Our Father in heaven, but rather from he who is in this world.

    Be not deceived, I pray you.

    Joel

  3. Opraholics Anonymous

    Bertha Canal is a Middle America soccer mom complete with a middle management husband, 2 cats, 3 kids, an SUV, and a terrible secret. She’s a recovering Oprah addict.

    Founder of the spiritual self-help group Opraholics Anonymous, Canal says her obsession started with a head cold. Home, sick, with nothing to do, she turned on the TV “for company,” when she heard a woman’s voice boldly pontificate, “The big secret in life is that there is no big secret. Whatever your goal, you can get there if you’re willing to work.”

    Said a mesmerized Canal, “She was like Mother Theresa in Prada shoes.” As she tuned in, all she could finally say was the spontaneous mantra chanted by millions of Oprahphile women, “O-h.”

    At first Canal would watch the show during her ironing ritual. Soon she began rearranging the kids’ sports and after school activity schedules in order to tune into Oprah. She began tuning out her frustrated husband who “just didn’t understand,” her. She finally abandoned ironing in favor of journaling Winfrey’s wise TV sayings, and began proselytizing other women to tune in. She shamelessly went after Montel’s audience, then Ricki Lake, and even Regis and Kelly. After the broadcast, they would watch Winfrey’s movie, The Color Purple.

    They adopted Prada as their official footwear and the color purple as their official fashion color and the neighbor’s began joking about the Passion Fruit “cult” on 14th street.

    “Oprah is not a cult leader,” insists Dr. Eve Ann-Jellical, founder of Babes In Christ, a support group for Christian women trying to live lives ‘without the voice of Oprah in their heads.’

    “What Oprah is is a spiritual leader who can touch the hearts and issues of everyday women but manages to leave the God of the Bible out of the picture. She is a blend of humanism and Christless Christianity. She is compassion without Christ, loving your neighbor without loving God. From an eternal perspective, she is a dead end but can sure make the broad path to destruction look mighty righteous.”

    Dr. Ann-Jellical said, “Oprah preaches a pseudo-faith that says ‘Love yourself,’ fulfilling ancient prophecy that warns that in the last days, men shall be loves of themselves… She is a humanistic false prophet, but dresses well.”

    Bertha Canal tried to found a formal religion for Winfrey. “Musicians John Coltrane and Elvis Presley have their own churches, so why not Oprah’s Witnesses? It all sounds bizarre now but she was my TV guru preaching a “spirituality” that is really crass consumerism and materialism along with a Book of the Month club. Her only cross to bare is bad hair and an often unyielding waistline. She’s just another egocentric TV preacher milking the masses for millions.”

    How Canal finally broke from her new found faith was a crisis intervention by her father Erie and her mother-in-law Pana “Ma” Canal. Erie said, “When my little girl started claiming she had seen Oprah’s face appear on a tofu taco, I knew she needed help. I mean, tofu? We didn’t exactly deprogram her. I merely reprogrammed her remote control to NOT get Oprah.”

    Bertha admits that the withdrawals were awful. No more stories about Oprah’s perpetual fiancée Stedman. Nothing more about her faithful friend Gayle. She even tried to use Dr. Phil as a kind of methadone but found herself getting hooked on him so she went cold turkey – and no, that does not mean she started watching reruns of the father of talk show TV, Phil Donahue – she turned off the boob tube and started living her real life again.

    Said Canal, “I discovered a simple 12 step program to freedom. The first 11 steps are to walk to the TV, turn it off, followed immediately by step 12 of kneeling before the Living God. I reclaimed my soul by surrendering my life to Jesus Christ,” said a sheepish Canal. “TV is a poor substitute for a life.”

    Today Canal does not breathe in the rarified air of the Oxygen Network, but has opted for real air. She takes her kids to their sporting events, loves quiet walks in the park, and spends time with her husband (who still doesn’t understand but is at least trying), with friends, neighbors, and her family. She sold her collection of Prada shoes on e-Bay and donated the money to a crisis shelter for non-Billionaire women forced to live real lives.

    Bryan Hupperts
    Copyright 2006

  4. hoipolloi says:

    This is horrible! :C

  5. dayofwrath says:

    A guru or a saint,feeling or believing is the difference.That is why the message of the cross is nonsense to those who are being destroyed,but it is God power to us who are being saved.Oprah is deceived and believed in the power of now of Eckhart Tolle.The truth is that the power is the cross and now is the word that the church emphasizes on it:The Holy past is present now with power.Let Oprah if she dare,to speak on tv about the real “power of now” of the cross the true miracle of the blood in the book the coin of the temple by souheil bayoud.There you will find who is the false guru christ and who is the real Jesus Christ the Lord and Savior.
    dayofwrath


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